Trench: Give this job to my friend, he loves playing in the jungle.
Barney Ross: Right.
Mr. Church: [Trench leaves] What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to become president.

Memphis: Shut it off!
Raymond Calitri: You got 30 seconds to consider your options. One, you kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway.
Memphis: Shut it off!
Raymond Calitri: Two, you lie, you accept the job, you run, I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother, and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three, you accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother.

Stills Photographer: You know double-O-7?
Bob: He drinks martinis, but all right.

V: May I enquire as to how you have avoided detection?
Evey Hammond: A fake ID works better then a Guy Fawkes mask.

Spray some on my butt cause I just shit my pants!

Nick Vanderpark

What are ya waitin' for cowboy? The matin' call?

Lureen Newsome

Gwen Stacy: [Peter and Gwen are kissing in her room while she cleans his wounds] Easy, Bug Boy.
Peter Parker: [grins] What did you call me?

Tai: Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel.

Trudeau: What the hell is that supposed to mean? I know we're all dummies up here, McClane, but give us a little taste of your brilliant genius! What are we talking about, a hijacking -
John McClane: I don't know -
Carmine Lorenzo: Oh, he's not sure! Well, I'm stunned! I gotta lie down!
John McClane: The only people who go through this much trouble are professionals, not luggage thieves and not punks!

Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?
Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.
Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers -- they wrote a song about it!

[Witnessing a celestial light show up close] Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.

Ellie Arroway

Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.


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