That's how you do it. That's how you debate.


Tom Witzky: I never wanted to be famous. I just never expected to be so...
Maggie Witzky: What?
Tom Witzky: I don't know, ordinary.

Hallo Nicholas! Welcome to the president's car!


If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it!


There's nowhere I'd rather be than here with you.

Jane Smith

You lose, old man.
[Harry possessed by Lord Voldemort]

Lord Voldemort

The magic is unsanitary!


George Hanson: What's "dude"? Is that like "dude ranch"?
Captain America: Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person.

Nick: We're all gonna' die, there's gonna' be huge crash!
Mechanic's Girlfriend: What? Have you lost your mind?

Otto: Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."
Ken: Well, you t-t-t-tell him from me that I kuh-kuh, I kuh-kuh...

People do care, and if you don't like that, maybe you should move to New York.

G.G. Sparrow

[after getting pierced by an icicle]
Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.


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