T.S. Quint: You should see yourself right now - a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.
If anything should happen to me... make sure Annette gets the car.Lefty
You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!Brennan Huff
Prince Edward: [talking to TV] Magic Mirror. I beg you. Tell me where she is!
Reporter: [on TV] Reporting live from 116th and Broadway.
Prince Edward: 116th and Broadway! Thank you mirror!
Stu Price: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan Garner: Thank you.
God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy... um, well, you know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
Annie Savoy: Yes, I do.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.
Sara: So you're not down with the things he does, but you're still down with him? That makes perfect sense. I understand.
Derek: He's my friend, Sara. You don't have to understand.
When two people love each other, they come together - WHAM - like two taxis on Broadway.Stella
I have to see her again.Prince Charming
You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.Bobby Ray
[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!Ash