Hud: Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.
Rob Hawkins: 39th.
Hud: Shit.

Just put that anywhere, pal! Yeah! Good save!

Diner Patron

Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

Judd Altman: I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
Phillip Altman: Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.

Palm Apodaca: Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that down on her so you could come up with a way to get your toast. Fantastic!
Bobby: Yeah, well, I didn't get it, did I?
Palm Apodaca: No, but it was very clever. I would have just punched her out.

I had to pee, so I did the pullover thing, but I think I dribbled.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.

What ever happened to responsible journalism?

Mayor Kate Hennings

Charles: Perhaps we should've got married.
Henrietta: No! I'd have had to marry your friends, and I'm not sure I could take Fiona.
Charles: Fiona loves you.
Henrietta: Fiona calls me Duckface.
Charles: Well, I never heard that.

Judge: You think you can help him?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Yep. And if I can't, I'll tear him apart with my bare hands.

What if I told you that instead of gettin' older, I was gettin' younger than everybody else?

Benjamin Button

Remember this well - there shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives.

Klingon Ambassador

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