Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh... because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

He isn't my gift to you, he's your son.

Della Bea Robinson

Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

I'm the best person in the whole town!

'Baby' Brent

You better do something about this woman, or I will!

Beth Charles

Veruca Salt: Daddy! I want a flying glass elevator!
Mr. Salt: Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final!

Mephistopheles: Perhaps you'll ride for me some day.
Young Johnny Blaze: You run a show?
Mephistopheles: Greatest show on Earth

What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?

Meg Swan

[watching the elephant seals]
Raul: I don't think they are penguin eaters, are they?
Ramón: I believe they are herbivores.
Raul: Uh?
Ramón: You know, kelp suckers!

Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Will Munny: Yeah.

You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young boys I taught to believe in the Ten Commandments have come back to me as two thieves. With filthy mouths. And bad attitudes. Get out... And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves...

Sister Mary Stigmata

They are the best and they specialise in the ridiculous!

Capt. Charisa Sosa

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