They're bad dudes. That's why they call the game "Bad Dudes."Gil
You are a very fine fellow, Mr Baggins, and I am very fond of you. But you are really just a little fellow, in a wide world.Gandalf
[bullets flying all over the place] I forgot to take my Birth-Control Pills!Eve
They know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand.Lord Cutler Beckett
Saul Silver: Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbie in a nice retirement home.
Dale Denton: Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
Saul Silver: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!Chip Douglas
Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.Ricky Slade
Stanley Goodspeed: You mean I'm going out there, under the water?
Womack: Earlier, you wanted a gun. Now you're getting a gun and a wet suit.
You don't get it do you Finch? You're my job. You're what I'm paid to do. You're about as mysterious to me as a blocked toilet is to a fucking plumber. Reasons for doing what you did? Who gives a fuck?Dormer
What are you telling me, that you're, you're, you're gonna leave Emily, is this true? And, and run away with the, the, the winner of the Zelda Fitzgerald emotional maturity award?Isaac Davis
Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?Carol Connelly
You're so fucked. Here let me get a picture while I'm at it.Michael Clayton