Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.Jasper
Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...
Sam: You're in it right now, aren't you?
Andrew Largeman: What?
Sam: My mom always says that, when she can see I'm like working something out in my head, she's like, 'you're in it right now' and I'm looking at you're telling this story, and you're definitely in it.
Brodie: Come on, this is the dirt mall. Cops don't come here.
T.S. Quint: Neither does any self-respecting consumer.
I hate scumbags. And I like killing people.Thomas Cowan
Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?
Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy.
Chad: [Mrs. Fallstaff, the librarian appears] It's foreign territory.
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski: We are really... awesome at this!
Skipper: High one!
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.Carol Connelly
Thanks for dinner. I've never seen potatoes cooked like that before.Jonah Baldwin
Doesn't it bother you that there are two cop killers out there?Captain James Biggs
Capt. Ross: Who is this?
Kaffee: She's Joe Galloway. She's Downey's attorney. She's very pleased to meet you.
Cher: Ms. Stoger. That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Miss Stoger: Thanks for the legal advice.