Diego: Who just saw some titties?
[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]
Diego: Ok. Now everybody calm the fuck down!

Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him!

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

There are no f*cking demi-gods!

Father Horvak

If it were true that children emulate their teachers, we'd have a lot more nuns running around.

Harvey Milk

What are you doing with your life THAT'S SO GREAT?

Stephanie

Hate the smell of dampness, don't you? It's such a, I don't know, creepy smell.

Norman Bates

Maddy Bowen: Smuggler?
Danny Archer: How about 'Soldier of Fortune'... or is that too much of a cliché?

[Rocco has killed Donna's cat]
Donna: You killed my... my...
Rocco: [putting a gun to his head] Your what? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that fucking cat's name! Your what? Your precious, little...
Donna: Skippy! Skippy!
Rocco: Aw, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?

What if I send in the tape and they don't like it? I mean, what if they say I'm no good? What if they say "Get outta here, kid. You got no future."? I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man!

Marty McFly

Lynn Bracken: You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.
Bud White: You look better than Veronica Lake.

I hate those guys.

Dean Vernon Wormer

You two are the most (expletive) up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living.

Tanner Bolt

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