I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.

Mr. Stamper

Mephistopheles: Perhaps you'll ride for me some day.
Young Johnny Blaze: You run a show?
Mephistopheles: Greatest show on Earth

Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?
Donatello: 0.00003%!

Jesus, Tom, I was just speculatin' about a hypothesis. I know I don't know nothin'.

O'Doole

Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.
[turns to Eli]
Matthew: How 'bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.

[faces Shredder] Come on!

Raphael

MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE! OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!

Annie Wilkes

Why do you drink that motor oil? I send you good stuff all the time.

Oskar Schindler

Ha, your pig fiance is too late!

Westley

I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer; somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them; somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be.

Johnny

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