The last transformer blew. I think we hit oil, either way we's killin wolves!

Ottway

Steve Rogers: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.

There's no point in being nuts if you can't have a little fun.

Nash

"All I wanted was a breakfast brunch."

Stu

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Frank Drebin

Galloway: Why do you hate them so much?
Lt. Weinberg: They beat up on a weakling, and that's all they did. The rest is just smokefilled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker kid. They didn't like him. So, they killed him. And why? Because he couldn't run very fast.

Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking.

Willy Wonka

Can we make out now?

Paulie Bleeker

Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?
Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables.

Damn skippy!

Stephanie Plum

Marylin Delpy: The site got 2200 hits within 2 hours?
Mark Zuckerberg: Thousand.
Marylin Delpy: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Twenty-two *thousand*.

Blanche DuBois: Oh, Stanley! What sign were you born under?
Stanley Kowalski: What sign?
Blanche DuBois: Astrological sign. I'll bet you were born under Aries. Aries people are forceful, dynamic, they dote on noise. They love to bang things around.
Stella: Stanley was born just five minutes after Christmas.
Blanche DuBois: Capricorn - the goat!

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