Hooper ya idiot. Starboard. Ain't you watchin' it?

Quint

My son was murdered over $,1200.

Olivia Mazursky

You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Bill

Lester Burnham: How's Jane?
Angela Hayes: What do you mean?
Lester Burnham: I mean, how's her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable? I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it.
Angela Hayes: She's... she's really happy. She thinks she's in love.
Lester Burnham: Good for her.
Angela Hayes: How are you?
Lester Burnham: God, it's been a long time since anybody asked me that... I'm great.

Roy: I'm guessing by your hasty retreat, that you're still 20th in line for the throne.
Lord Rathbone: [irritated] 10th!

Come on! I get better runs in my shorts!

Patches O'Houlihan

Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.

Ross Webster

You might have to decide between seeing your children again and the future of the human race.

Brand

Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on your wearing a giant P on your blouse EVERY DAY to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished.

Prudence

Oh, by the way, if you're ever in Vegas, go to a casino. Say the name, "Tommy DeVito". My hand to God, you'll be outta there in about 12 seconds.

Tommy DeVito

A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind.

Baines

Marlin: [inside the whale] What's going on?
Dory: I'll ask. Whaaaa...
Marlin: No, no more whale! You can't speak whale!
Dory: Yes I can!
Marlin: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!

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