Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
Marisa: Honest.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
Marisa: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

It seems like Banky has a problem with all things not hetero.

Hooper

Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir.
Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!

That's a nice boy. Go get 'em, Dulli.

George

Deacon: I object!
Rickey: We all object. Answer the question.

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

Terry

[to Han] Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet.

Princess Leia

Gerry Conlon: When can I go back to Belfast?
Detective: Next time you'll see Belfast, they'll be flying day trips to the moon.
Gerry Conlon: I always wanted to be an astronaut.

I call on those who live in the shadows. Fight with me now!

Maleficent

Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.

[hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.

John Smith

Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

Gib

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