Sweetie, get my alien gun!Cade Yeager
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.Hermione
Hey look. I read the damn article all right. But don't tell anyone because if word gets out that I read my reputation shot to hell.Van Wilder
Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
Navin Johnson: What's that?
Patty Bernstein: Guess your weight. [starts squeezing on him everywhere]
Navin Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!
Guess who's coming to dinner.Commander Pavel Andreievich Chekov
Walter Neff: Know why you couldn't figure this one, Keyes? I'll tell ya. 'Cause the guy you were looking for was too close. Right across the desk from ya.
Barton Keyes: Closer than that, Walter.
Walter Neff: I love you, too.
[after hearing that Norma Desmond has come to see DeMille]
First assistant director: I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room. I can give her the brush.
Cecil B. DeMille: Thirty million fans have given her the brush. Isn't that enough?
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You'd better not be back there jacking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God...Comic Book Clerk
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