Sweetie, get my alien gun!

Cade Yeager

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.


Hey look. I read the damn article all right. But don't tell anyone because if word gets out that I read my reputation shot to hell.

Van Wilder

Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
Navin Johnson: What's that?
Patty Bernstein: Guess your weight. [starts squeezing on him everywhere]
Navin Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!

Guess who's coming to dinner.

Commander Pavel Andreievich Chekov

Walter Neff: Know why you couldn't figure this one, Keyes? I'll tell ya. 'Cause the guy you were looking for was too close. Right across the desk from ya.
Barton Keyes: Closer than that, Walter.
Walter Neff: I love you, too.

[after hearing that Norma Desmond has come to see DeMille]
First assistant director: I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room. I can give her the brush.
Cecil B. DeMille: Thirty million fans have given her the brush. Isn't that enough?
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Norma Desmond: No-one ever leaves a star. That's what makes one a star.

The baby is a man magnet.


Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game.

Evan Baxter

Three years ago... a high school teacher got obsessed with a female student... He went psycho!... He's been in a maximum security prision until three days ago.

Officer Shawn

You'd better not be back there jacking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God...

Comic Book Clerk

Dwayne, you've gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.


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