Bert Fischer: You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea.
Max Fischer: Yes, that's true.

Lucy: Why are men bald?
Sam: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.

[to Caine] You're the perfect hunting machine


You wanna fuck on me?

Mr. Chow

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.


James Bond: Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either.
Honey Ryder: Are you looking for shells too?
James Bond: No, I'm just looking.

You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.

Lester Burnham

They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons.

Mary Jane

[him and his team surrounding a helicopter] Have your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU!
[Blackout transforms and attacks... ]

Captain Lennox

Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

[singing] When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days.


Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?

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