You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.

William Shakespeare

"Rock 'n' roll can save the world"? "The chicks are great"? I sound like a dick!

Jeff Bebe

Mel: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?
Mel: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

Flounder

Enough, Nikabrik! Or do I have to sit on your head again?

Trufflehunter

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

Indiana

Etta Place: Do you know what you're doing?
Butch Cassidy: Theoretically.

News Reporter: President Benson, where's your first lady?
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.

I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking, you hear? I'm talking to all those villains down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri. And all those villains down there in Cheyenne. And what I'm saying is there ain't no whore's gold. And if there was, how they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow.

Little Bill Daggett

Tony Stark: Where'd you get that dress?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: It was a birthday present... from you, actually.
Tony Stark: I got great taste, don't I? You, uh, wanna dance?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Oh, no, thank you.
Tony Stark: [leading her to the dance floor] All right, come on.

Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to selling noodles.
Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles?

Don't play with that. You'll go blind.

Dr. Grace Augustine

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