This is not war... it's human extinction!

Optimus Prime

Delia Surridge: [V gives her a rose] Am I going to die?
V: You're already dead. [shows her hypodermic needle] I killed you 10 minutes ago.
Delia Surridge: Is there any pain?
V: No.
Delia Surridge: Thank you.

Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.

You think putting your kids through college is going to make all your crooked straight?

Mac

Victor Von Doom: It's time to end this.
Ben Grimm: No, Vic. It's clobbering time.

Ellen Roark: I keep thinking, what would Jake do? What would my father do? What would Lucien do?
Harry Rex Vonner: Well see, there's your problem. What you should be thinking is, what would Harry Rex do?
Ellen Roark: What would Harry Rex do?
Harry Rex Vonner: Cheat. Cheat like crazy.

All mentors have a way of seeing more of our faults than we would like. It's the only way we grow.

Padme

You don't have to be alive to be helpful.

Mathis

Morgan: We have to tape this.
Bo: My ballet recital!
Morgan: Listen, Bo. This is very important. Everything people have written about in science books is going to change. The history of the world's future is on the TV right now. We need to record this so you can show *your* children this tape and say *you* were there. For your children, Bo.
Bo: My ballet recital!

Frankie Ballenbacher: "Have got it under control."
Susan Hartunian: Have got it under control.

Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.

There's sometimes I think that I swear you're a fucking faggot.

Stan

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