Vesper Lynd: I'll keep my eyes on the money and off your perfectly formed ass!
James Bond: So you noticed!
Vesper Lynd: Yes, even accountants have imagination.

I just want to tell you that if I don't call you it's because I'm dead.

Mr. Furious

Bobby: Hey, what happens if we flip this thing over?
Lewis: Now that you brought that up, hang onto your paddle. And if you hit any rocks, don't hit 'em with your head.

Bretton James: I'm afraid the motorcycle ride is going to cost your severance pay.
Jacob Moore: Fuck you, James!

[to Holmes as he guzzles a liquid] You do know what your are drinking is meant for eye surgery?

Dr. John Watson

Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.

He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."

Columbus

This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Deputy Fallon

Obi-Wan: Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

David Grant: How did she die?
Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.

Reepicheep: We were expecting someone taller!
Trumpkin: You're one to talk.

Jackie: Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.
Joel Goodson: Hello, Jackie. I'm not Joel. Joel stepped out for a moment. Hold on... I'll go call him.

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