Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.

Dorothy

You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.

Nick Naylor

[to Cotton] If anything happens to her, I will hurt you, okay? And I don't care if the camera's watching. Okay? It can watch all it wants. I will hurt you.

Caleb Sweetzer

Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Colonel Vogel

Hutch: Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.
Starsky: Hi Willis.
Willis: [to Hutch] Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?
Hutch: Just shake his hand.

Lureen Newsome: Do you think I'm going too fast? Maybe I should put on the brakes?
Jack Twist: Fast or slow, I like the direction you're going.

We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.

Jack Horner

[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.

Dave McFly

We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

Dr. Peter Venkman

Davey: David: Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, Surfed the Maldives. Took a little nap on Mount Kilimanjaro. Oh yeah, and I got digits from this Polish chick in Rijo. And then I jumped back for the final courter of the NBA finals. Court side, of course. And all that was before lunch.

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.

Hooper

Nicky Santoro: You better hope he gives me a fuckin' name soon, or I'm gonna give him yours, Frank.
Frank Marino: Yeah, thanks a lot.

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