The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!Chuck Levine
Marvin Boggs: I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria: Me too.
Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper!
Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?
Kit: Shut up, you whore!
Paula: [sipping champagne] Oh I'm sorry, was I sipping too loudly for you?
Kit: No, you were not sipping too loudly for me. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window!
Kit: What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?
Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?
Durell: Um, excuse me?
Rickey: Excuse you? Don't nobody even know you!
Chicks like you give women a bad name.Batgirl
Rita: Where is your father?
Willy Harrison: Where do you think?
Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?
Chili Palmer: Do you know that you are willing to say the R rating, you have to say the "f" word once?
Tommy Athens: You're kidding me.
Chili Palmer: Yeah. You know what I say? Fuck that. I'm done.
You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart.Jules
There is no perfect cookie!Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer