Eh, fuck this.
[shoots Darwin point blank in the back]

Hollis Elmore

Horton: I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather.
[a feather lands on the bridge and the plank gives way]
Horton: Heavy feather.

Dammit, are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin' coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain't at?

Nathan Arizona Sr.

We need kegs. Multiple, cold and domestic.


Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady?
Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.

Larry: Did you do it here?
Anna: No.
Larry: Why not?
Anna: Do you wish we did?
Larry: Just tell me the truth.
Anna: Yes, we did it here.
Larry: Where?
Anna: [points] There.
Larry: On this? We had our first fuck on this. Did you think of me?

Willie 'Too Big' Hall: I say we give the blues brothers one more chance
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: Why not? If the shit fits, wear it.

I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything.

Henry Kissinger

You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.

Fat Amy

Lloyd Miller: [whispering] I don't want to interfere, but I think it would be... I think we have to work on...
Corky St. Clair: I can't hear you!
Lloyd Miller: [normal voice] I think we have to work on the music a little bit more. But I don't want to make trouble. So,
[whispering again]
Lloyd Miller: and I don't really want to do this in front of them...
Corky St. Clair: Well, where do you want to do it?
Lloyd Miller: [whispering] Well, I think we have to sit down and make a schedule that includes some music time, because I think Jane and I have to work...
Corky St. Clair: Why are you whispering? I'm right here, you know?
Lloyd Miller: [raising voice considerably] Oh I'm sorry, do you want me to talk louder? Because I think that that it would be...
Corky St. Clair: Well now it's too loud! You know, just talk like a normal person, OK?

John Nevins: Hello?
Pamela Landy: This is Pamela Landy, CI, supervisor. Where do we stand?
John Nevins: I... I think he got away...
Pamela Landy: Have you locked down the area?
John Nevins: Locked it down? No, no... this is... this is Italy - they don't exactly "lock down."

Otto Halliwell: How Many Days?
Memphis: Three.
Otto Halliwell: How many in your crew?
Memphis: One, but, I'm here to negotiate for a second.

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