Saul: BF... FF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin’ Friends Forever Man!

Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.
Everett Stone: You slept with who?
Thad Stone: Do not look at me!

Will: I read your book last night.
Sean: So you're the one.

I'm going to bury you underground, Eli.

Plainview

And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

That... was *epic.*

Kim Pine

[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Brennan Huff

I would like to dedicate my victory to supporters of local music and those who seek out independent films.

The Bowler

I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

Heather Duke

[sees Razor after 30 years] I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

[After being threatened with the deaths of the Spartan women] Clearly you don't know our women. I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen.

Leonidas

Gentlemen start your engines! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Neil Patrick Harris

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