[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan

Roy

The world's first Jag mobile recording studio is done!

Steve

Nathaniel: Sire, do you... like yourself?
Prince Edward: What's not to like?

Topper Harley: Can you save him?
Doctor: Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

Julian Mercer: Look who's answering the door!
Harry Sanborn: Look who's at the door!

One day, somebody's got to make a stand. One day, somebody's got to say enough...
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Spyros

Mater: "You know I am just a tow car."
Finn McMissile: "It is his cover."
(Mater makes goofy noises, sticking out his tongue and rattling his carburetor)
Finn McMissile: "Brilliant."

Valentine McKee: Good luck, shithead.
Earl Bassett: Don't worry about me, jerkoff.

Lord Voldemort: Why do you live?
Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.

Chiles Stanton: How do I look?
Beau Hutton: Like a Country Barbie.
Chiles Stanton: [happy] Thank you!

[at a KKK rally] Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

Homer Stokes

Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

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