Detective Fronteiri: I'm Detective Fronteiri. I think you withheld information.
Lou Bloom: That would be a very unprofessional thing for me to do.
Detective Fronteiri: That would be murder.

I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

George Hanson

[to Duane, as they're leaving motel room after having sex] Oh, quit prissing. I don't think you done it right, anyway.

Jacy Farrow

I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.

Capt. Ramsey

Prem Kumar: So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees?
Jamal Malik: No, but maybe its written, no?
Prem Kumar: Maybe...

Captain Miller: James... I'm here to tell you your brothers were killed in combat. They're dead.
Private Ryan: Which one, sir?
Captain Miller: All of them.

I'm a god. I'm not THE God... I don't think.

Phil

Tristan: What the hell did you do?
Yvaine: What did I do? What did YOU do? Think of home? That was a GREAT plan! You thought of your home and I thought of mine and now we're halfway between the two!
Tristan: Well you stupid cow! What did you think of your home for?
Yvaine: You just said home! If you wanted me to think of your home you should have said!
Tristan: Some crazy lady was going to cut your heart out and you wanted more specific instructions? Perhaps you'd want it in writing or a diagram maybe?

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

Stuart Ullman: Four presidents, movie stars...
Wendy Torrance: Royalty?
Stuart Ullman: All the best people.

Kate Grant: That's Ed Pegram singing.
Kate Grant: Did you know that he was always trying to get in my bloomers?
David Grant: Jesus Mom! Was the whole town trying to seduce you?
Kate Grant: These boys grow up staring at the rear ends of cows and pigs, it's only natural that a real woman will get them chafing their pants.

Anna Riley: Don't you have work?
Rabbi Jake Schram: We're doing a hostile takeover of Congregation Bertov Sholem.

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