Someone's killed their children and made them into cookies, and I want to go se that.

Whitney Taylor Brown

Leo: What's your name?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yansen Tallen Hallen Svadon Swanson.
Max: What's your first name?
Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to know my last name?
Max: We don't have the time.

I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class!

Sam Witwicky

Capt. Jack Aubrey: To wives and sweethearts.
Officers: To wives and sweethearts.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: May they never meet!

This feud is stupid, selfish, and it affects a lot of people!


Earl Bassett: We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
Valentine McKee: Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.

We come from America. You might have heard of it? We run your jerkwatter country.


[thrown into prison] There must be some mistake! I'm Kermit the Frog!


Jocelyn: Run and I will run with you.
William: I cannot run!

Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.


I know who you are, Gambit.


Barry B. Benson: Tivo. You mean you can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that?
Barry B. Benson: We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

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