Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.

Pappy O'Daniel

She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.

Forrest Gump

[Shep Proudfoot bursts in and knocks Carl out of bed while he was having sex with hooker] Shep, what the fuck ya doin'? I'm banging that girl!

Carl Showalter

She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

Austin Powers

Size doesn’t matter, performance does.


So... you guys wanna make out or what?

Doug Butabi

Sorry new girl, but nobody hit your buzzer...


Sorry Romeo, but you gotta die.


That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.


That Night Train's a mean wine.


That's called the quart of blood technique... you do that and a quart of blood will come out a guy

Billy Ray Valentine

Mace Windu: The oppression of the Sith will never return! You, my lord, have lost!
Supreme Chancellor: No... no... no! YOU WILL DIE!

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