William: Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night.

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

V

Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?
Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Why don't people listen to me? I use plain and simple English, I don't have any accent that I'm aware of...
Sarah Harding: Oh, shut up.

Anne Boleyn: Do you think he'll like me?
Mary Boleyn: Of course he will, sister. How could he not?

Donna: What are you doing here?
Bill: I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I thought I'd drop in and say hi.

Peter Gibbons: So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give *me* more money?
Bob Porter: [nods] Uh-huh.
Peter Gibbons: Wow.

This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.

Thurgood Jenkins

For relaxing times... make it Suntory time.

Bob

Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: All right!

Can't you just give me a pitty fuck?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Extra Cheese is two dollars.

Sal

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