Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, *but* you had to survive?

Irving Rosenfeld

Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

Mr. Duvall

I can say what I want - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.

Grandpa

The world's ran out of tricks. Everyone plays.

August

Party guest: How are you going to survive without Rob? He's like your main dude.
Hud: I don't know.
[sees Rob passing by]
Hud: Hey Rob, how am I gonna survive without you?
Rob: I don't know. I'm like your main dude.

Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [looks at old woman] She was 21 when she came in.

[introducing Carol to Simon] Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.

Melvin Udall

Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

Jake: Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
Jessica (in Clive's body): YOU GO TO HELL!
Jessica (in Clive's body): Whoever left these showers on, go to hell.

Shaun: What are you doing lying there?
Lance: Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine... can I score some of your piss?
Shaun: Yeah.
Lance: Awesome, man.

Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick.

Worm

I thought we'd stay together for the long haul, flying like a jumbo jet on a full tank. But we changed course.

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