Mikey: You idiot! You glued it upside down!
Chunk: It looks fine to me!
Brandon Walsh: If God would have made it like that, you would be peeing on your faces!

You worry about getting me what I want, I'll worry about myself.

Javier Rodriquez

Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything...
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who *I* am.

Padme: To be angry is to be human.
Anakin: I'm a Jedi. I can be better than this.

Well, every job has a perfect tool. Let's see... Uh, this lock doesn't accept Master Card.

C.D. Bales

Father Joe: So you believe in these kind of things?
Fox Mulder: Let's just say that I want to believe.

When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in.


Thomas: We get out now or we die trying.
Minho: You don't get it. We're already dead.

Sharts: I wonder when they gonna give us the blue suits.
Trip: [laughs] Where you from, boy?
Sharts: South Carolina.
Trip: South Carolina? Well then you ought to know better than that, boy.

The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!


Dory: I saw a boat.
Marlin: You did?
Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.

All gone, we didn't get a single one of them, and we are talking about professionals. No visible damage to locking mechanisms, steering columns, or ignitions, and as you can see, these are not Honda Civics. This is one of three brand-new Mercedes, a car they say is "unstealable."


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