Angela Hayes: What a freak! And why does he dress like a bible salesman?
Jane Burnham: He's just so confident, it can't be real.
Angela Hayes: I don't believe him. I mean, he didn't even like, look at me once!

[shouts] I hate you!

Anakin Skywalker

DEA Agent: Javier, you should feel good about this.
Javier Rodriguez: I feel like a traitor.

Welcome to the Ice Age!

Ellie

Fuck this clown

Columbus

How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?

Oz

Damn it Jim, what the hell is the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?

McCoy

We don't have to go after him Wendy; we're not in a Sam Shepard play.

Jon Savage

Lawyer: [on cell phone] I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds.
[Phone call gets distrupted]
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?

Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Toothless Man: [grinning] He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
Mountain Man: That's the truth
Toothless Man: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray good.

Sherlock Holmes: By the way, who taught you how to dance?
Dr. John Watson: (grinning) Well...that was you Holmes.

I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!

Bucky Larson

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