Young Noah: I'm Noah Calhoun.
Young Allie: So?
Young Noah: So it's really nice to meet you.
Edmond: Allie, who is this guy?
Young Allie: I don't know, Noah Calhoun.

Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Ethel: What are you talking about?
Chas: The apartment. I have to get some new sprinklers and a back-up security system installed.
Ethel: But there are no sprinklers here either.
Chas: We might have to do something about that too.

And in the next life, father, I'M gonna have the PADDLE.

Jim

Raoul Duke: I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.
Dr. Gonzo: Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead.

Even before I met you I had an instinct about you. Once I saw you were a woman with profound static cling I wanted to be that force around you.

Johnny

Truly, for some men nothing is written unless THEY write it.

Sherif Ali

"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.

Brody

I don't care where you come from, that has got to hurt!

Ramón

Joe Black: ...But Allison loves you?
Quince: [nods]
Joe Black: How do you know?
Quince: Because she knows the worst thing about me and it's okay.
Joe Black: What is it?

A few days in space. What's the worst that could happen?

Reed Richards

[to the Terminator] You and me, we've been at war since before either of us existed. You tried killing my mother. You killed my father. You will not kill me!

John Connor

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