She's English; she's a little uptight.

Dan

Whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger's side. But what they didn't know, what nobody outside the factory knew, was that that model car was made with a metal plate under the driver's seat. It's the only thing that saved my life.

Ace Rothstein

Henry Gondorff: You not gonna stick around for your share?
Johnny Hooker: Nah. I'd only blow it.

Miss boss! We gotta get those fat cheeky bulls into that big bloody metal ship!

Nullah

My heart is pounding like a nail!

Shelley

See, it doesn't hurt anyone! Fuck, fuckety, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Cartman

Sometimes I feel different. I walk around like everybody else, but inside, I feel like a stranger in my own life.

Nathan

Qui-Gon Jinn: [after being struck down by Darth Maul] Uhh, it's too late, it...
Obi-Wan: No!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Obi-Wan, promise... Promise me you will train the boy.
Obi-Wan: Yes, master.
Qui-Gon Jinn: [wipes tear from Obi-Wan's face] He is the chosen one. He will bring balance. Train him.

Nicky Santoro: Ace don't... listen, don't... don't make a scene, all right?
Ace Rothstein: I want to just talk. I want to talk to that Irish bitch.
Nicky Santoro: She didn't know who to turn to. She... she didn't know where to turn. She was tryin' to save your marriage.
Ace Rothstein: Yeah? Nicky, I want to talk to that fuckin' bitch.
Nicky Santoro: Hey, be fuckin' nice. Calm. Be nice. Don't fuck up in here.

Priest Vito Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg: I know.

Peter Gibbons: Boy, I'll tell ya, some days... One of these days it's gonna be just like
[He mimics the sound of a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, walks up and does the same and laughs]
Brian: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?
Peter Gibbons: Just coffee.
Brian: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

Young Noah: What am I gonna do in New York?
Young Allie: ...Be with me.

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