Hey. The only ass-kicking that's gonna be done around here is gonna be done by me.

Sal

No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.

Iron Man (to Thor)

Joseph Palmi: You're the guys that scare me. You're the people that make big wars.
Edward Wilson: No, we make sure the wars are small ones.

We do not display our naked feet like monkeys.

Mother

Marion: He said you were a bum.
Indiana: Aw, he's being generous.
Marion: The most gifted bum he ever trained. You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
Indiana: Not much, just you.

Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He's my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches

Never again will I allow political self-interest to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right. Atrocity and terror are not political weapons. And to those who would use them, your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It's your turn to be afraid.

President James Marshall

I know what going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

Adam

Linus Caldwell: Um, all right, let's go over the list again. Ah, Swinging Priest?
Basher Tarr: Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell: Crazy Larry?
Turk Malloy: Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell: Soft shoulder?
Basher Tarr: Not enough people.
Linus Caldwell: Baker's dozen?
Basher Tarr: No woman ... and not enough people.

One more word and I'll hide your stash.

Cam Wexler

Years ago I wrote this short story about my Mother called "The Castrating Zionist"

Isaac Davis

I'm sorry! I didn't get the memo that you were in Ala-frickin'-bama!

Tibby

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