Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.

Shelley Darlingson

Seeing a man die isn't enough for you, you gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?

Paul Edgecomb

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

Samantha

Carl Peterson: Are you in love with my wife?
Dupree: How can you ask me that?

Ellie: I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica: Well maybe there is.

Wendy Torrance: Hey. Wasn't it around here that the Donner Party got snowbound?
Jack Torrance: I think that was farther west in the Sierras.
Wendy Torrance: Oh.
Danny Torrance: What was the Donner Party?
Jack Torrance: They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.
Danny Torrance: You mean they ate each other up?
Jack Torrance: They had to, in order to survive.
Wendy Torrance: Jack...
Danny Torrance: Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.
Jack Torrance: See, it's OK. He saw it on the television.

Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
Elaine Miller: Honey, it's all about drugs and promiscuous sex.
Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Look at the picture on the cover, they're on pot.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.

Guy Fleegman

I dreamed I was a soldier who could bring peace. But eventually, you always have to wake up.

Jake Sully

Judge Garrett: In this courtroom, Mr. Miller, justice is blind to matters of race, creed, color, religion, and sexual orientation.
Joe Miller: With all due respect, your honor, we don't live in this courtroom, do we?

Yo, that shit must be good, B. My boy hasn't coughed like that since back in the day yo!

Scarface

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