Yoda: Fought well you have, my old Padawan.
Count Dooku: This is just the beginning!

Ronnie Neary: Roy, that is a terrific way to win over your children.
Roy Neary: I'm not serious, I'm just saying that I grew up with Pinocchio, and if kids are still kids, they're going to eat it up.

The Bride: You want to come to the wedding?
Bill: Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
The Bride: You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill: Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.

People know the truth. They may not like it or want to know it, but they always know. Lie and you'll lose her.


John McClane: You know how to hot-wire this thing?
Zeus: Of course I can, I'm an electrician. Only problem is... it takes too fuckin' long.

It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other "honky" all the time? "Hey, honky, how's work?" "Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!"


Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

Tarconi: [about Frank Martin] I wouldn't say he's a friend, I barely know the man.
Marshall Smith: You were cooking in his house!
Tarconi: I'm French.
Marshall Smith: So?
Tarconi: That's how we break the ice!

Prince Humperdinck: This is your last chance! Surrender now!
Westley: Death! First!

The truth is, we acted too late. Only when our own national security was threatened, did we act.

President James Marshall

I'm gonna get some donuts, some Prozac; see if I can find some crack, Special K, X... not Malcom, and I'll be back when y'all start talking about somethin a little more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!


[licking window of police car] The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

College Kid

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