So I violated Section 34 Double D?

Stevie

Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

Kit

Michael Bolton: I don't know what happened, I must have missed a decimal point or something...
Peter Gibbons: Well, corporate accounts is sure as hell gonna notice $305,326.13 Michael!

Do you remember in kindergarten,how you'd meet a kid, and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you'd be playing like you were best friends, because you didn't have to be anyone but yourself?

Gabrilla Montez

I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go.

Vivian

Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.

Edward Lewis

I want the fairy tale.

Vivian

It's not about what it is, Its about what it can become.

The Once-ler

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

Jehovah's Witness: Are you prepared for Jehovah's return? 'Cause if you're not, we've got a pam...
[Craig slams the door in their faces]
Jehovah's Witness: Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister.

There's a fly in the ointment. Shit's hittin' the fan. The lion will speak!

Saul Silver

[singing] I could while away the hours/conferrin' with the flowers/consultin' with the rain/And my head I'd be scratchin'/ While my thoughts were busy hatchin'/If I only had a brain.

Scarecrow

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