Popular Quotes
Sharpay Evans: [fake smiling to the crowd] I told you not to do the jazz square.
Ryan Evans: [fake smiling too] It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.
I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.
Princess Fiona
Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.
Lucius Malfoy
Louis: Looking good, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow
Mini Me, if I ever lost you I don't know what I would do. [pauses] I'd probably move on and get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.
Dr. Evil
Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!
Seth
Aubrey: The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.
Fat Amy: Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'
Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.
Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
Mike
That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
Rollo
Norbit: Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday...
Rasputia: Say Tuesday again, you ain't gonna live to see Wednesday.
