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Older Jacob

Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.

Simon: I want you and the Samaritan at the corner of 72nd and Broadway in 15 minutes. You understand?
John McClane: Yeah, I understand. I understand that you're a fucking wacko who likes to play kids' games.
Simon: Hahdly.
John McClane: [imitating Simon] Hahdly? Well, what have you got against me anyway? What did I bring you in for? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching?

I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses.

Roger Thornhill

Adam: My dad's dating my ex-girlfriend.
Emma: You told me about it last night.
Adam: Like in a charming way?
Emma: You were naked and crying.

Adrian: You want a roommate?
Rocky: Absolutely.

I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! [pauses] Okay, bad example.

Reuben

I can't see. I think I have the white virus.

Doctor

Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.

Ricky Slade

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!

Austin Powers

[upon seeing Apollo Creed] He looks like a big flag.

Rocky

Stake-out crook: Watching the place was my first gig.
Detective Sanchez: Oh, so does that make you union?

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