Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
Elton: What's seven times seven?
Cher: Stuff she knows.

What did you say? Wait, what did you say?

Curt Henderson

[as child] Sometimes, it felt like it was just Minion and me, against the world...


Jack Byrnes: Okay we can play 3 on 2, but we'll need someone to be official quarterback.
Bernie Focker: Gay goes both ways.
Jack Byrnes: Oh, I'll bet he does.

You think a pair of pants that fits all three of you is going to fit... [slaps hips] ...all of this?


But I'm a fuckin' demon.


Dude, I service society by rocking, OK? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music!

Dewey Finn

It's like every morning I wake up and I FAIL!


Directing a movie is a very overrated job, we all know it. You just have to say yes or no. What else do you do? Nothing. "Maestro, should this be red?" Yes. "Green?" No. "More extras?" Yes. "More lipstick?" No. Yes. No. Yes. No. That's directing.

Liliane La Fleur

Elrond: Your hands are cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you.
Arwen: This was my choice... ada, whether by your will or not, there is no ship now that can bear me hence.

John Mason: I want a suite, a shower, a shave, the feel of a suit.
Stanley Goodspeed: May I also suggest a haircut?
John Mason: Am I out of style?
Stanley Goodspeed: Unless you're a 20 year old guitarist from Seattle. It's a grunge thing.

Harry Osborn: He's my best friend!
Green Goblin: And I'm your father!

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