Hey Matt, What did Jung say about glow sticks?

Andrew Detmer

How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?

Oz

Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Tatum

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

Bill, listen. Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York, give me a call.

Vinny Gambini

Captain's Log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no *one* has gone before.

Captain James T. Kirk

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Narrator

I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!

Sidney Deane

Jenna: Right now, I feel safer with him than I do with you.
Trent: You just dug your own grave, bitch.

Astrid: [about Toothless] I bet he's really frightened now... what are you gonna do about it?
Hiccup: Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid: Good, but you've already done that...
Hiccup: [after a pause] Then something crazy...!
Astrid: *That's* more like it!

Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest, that's just delayed common sense!

Ollie

Madeliene White: Don't take this personally, but I don't think you can afford me.
Keith Frazier: Don't take this personally, Miss White, but kiss my black ass.

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