I'll be up there again, so help me!

Norma Desmond

I want to have a threesome.

Daphne Binks

Mas Amedda: Senator Organa... the Supreme Chancellor requests your presence at a special session of Congress.
Senator Bail Organa: I will be there.
Mas Amedda: He will be expecting you.
Senator Bail Organa: It could be a trap. It could be a trap.

If memories could be canned, would they also have expiry dates? If so, I hope they last for centuries.

He Zhiwu, Cop 223

Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!

Borat

Come on Mr. Treasury man, ARREST ME!

Frank Nitti

Duane Jackson: Hi Jacy, it's Duane.
Jacy Farrow: What's on your feeble mind Duane?

Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.
Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.

Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator. Just like you.

Magneto

T.E. Lawrence: Michael George Hartley, this is a nasty, dark little room. Hartley: That's right. T.E. Lawrence: We are not happy in it. Hartley: It's better than a nasty, dark little trench. T.E. Lawrence: Then you're an ignoble fellow. Hartley: That's right.

Ben: Look, look, look, wait a minute. The one night we even thought about having sex, all right, she up and decides she's going to nickname my...
Michelle Rubin: Penis?
Ben: Yeah. "Princess Sophia." You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Whop! Come on!

It appears that your baby has sustained some fractures while inside your uterus... his arms and his legs are broken.

Dr. Mathison

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