Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

You wouldn't have to change for me Bella. I'm in love with you, and I want you to pick me instead of him.

Jacob Black

Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as a oral bowel movement.

Randal Graves

Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman

Steve Penteroudakis: [while at a bar] Yeah, listen, I been fucking everywhere putting up posters, man, you know? Every project hallway, all over City Point, everywhere, you know? I mean, it's a real tragedy. She used to come in here, sit up at the bar and shit. You know, she was like our mascot.
Angie Gennaro: Helene brought Amanda in here?
Steve Penteroudakis: No, mostly in the afternoons. I mean, it's not place for a child at night.

Pay attention, we're gonna ask questions later!

Buddy "Cloudy" Russo

Now you've pissed me off!


We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy. We believed your 200 dollars. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right.


Get on, Gramps!

Mutt Williams

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!


The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!

Chuck Levine

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