Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Patrick Bateman

Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[some dude whistles at her]
Elle: I object!

I feel like a bird!

Oh

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Obi-Wan

I forgive you. I only hope my neurologist will feel the same.

Chip Douglas

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

... I got nothing.

Silent Bob

Princess Aurora: All the other fairies fly, why don't you?
Maleficent: I had wings once, and they were strong. But they were stolen from me.

I have a feeling this is going to be just delicious.

Ronny Cammareri

I have respect for beer.

Nash

Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.

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