Mathematicians won the war. Mathematicians broke the Japanese codes... and built the A-bomb. Mathematicians... like you. The stated goal of the Soviets is global Communism. In medicine or economics, in technology or space, battle lines are being drawn. To triumph, we need results. Publishable, applicable results. Now who among you will be the next Morse? The next Einstein? Who among you will be the vanguard of democracy, freedom, and discovery? Today, we bequeath America's future into your able hands. Welcome to Princeton, gentlemen.


Maybe it's not racism. Maybe it's just placism. A brother needs to know his place.

Willie 'Alien' Beamen

Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu,: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...

Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me your family knew Johnny Fontane!
Michael: Oh sure, you want to meet him?
Kay Adams: Yeah!
Michael: You know, my father helped Johnny in his career.
Kay Adams: Really? How?
Michael: ...Let's listen to this song.

Mmmm... tastes good!

The Hammer

Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was... garbage on it.

Milton Waddams

Murph, I love you, forever.


Max Reede: My dad? He's... a liar.
Teacher: A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
Max Reede: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
Teacher: Oh, you mean he's a lawyer.

[narration] My family is big and loud but they're my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there.

Toula Portokalos

My father was a great man, a hero, so they say. But sometimes the world doesn't need another hero, sometimes what it needs is a monster.


My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now... a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die.

Captain von Trapp

My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

Mr. Hertz

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