Harvey Logan: Sundance, when we're done, and he's dead, you're welcome to stay.
Butch Cassidy: [low voice, to Sundance] Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
Sundance Kid: [low voice to Butch] Love to.

You cast a big shadow.

Rocky Jr.

[looks out window] Why are frogs falling from the sky?

Phil Parma

Don't be jealous, Andy. He's nothing like you.

Edie Sedgwick

Brodie: You've probably had a slew of women since her, am I right?
Stan Lee: Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead.
Brodie: DAMN that's hot!

Got to love the Lord for making things like that.

Harry Rex Vonner

John Smith: [during a car chase] I never told you, but I was married once before.
Jane Smith: [slams on the brakes]
John Smith: What's wrong with you?
Jane Smith: [hitting John] You're what's wrong with me John.
John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's *much* better.
Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?
John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.

People wait their whole lives to see an ex when things are going really good. it NEVER happens. You could make relationship history!

Alex Fletcher

In my life I find that memories of the spirit linger and sweeten long after memories of the brain have faded.


Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
Dignan: No, I just have short hair.

Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.

Sam Carmichael

Woman: You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
Mr. Smith: It's as good as cash.

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