Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.

Why are they all standing around that manky old boot?


Jack Bruno: You do know how to fly this thing, right?
Tony: How do you think we got here?
Jack Bruno: Well, you crashed. Remember?

Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

Johnny Cash: The phone's dead.
Waylon Jennings: Yeah. It's been turned off due to insufficient fundellations.

He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time!


A word to you about escape. There is no barbed wire. No stockade. No watchtower. They are not necessary. We are an island in the jungle. Escape is impossible. You would die.

Colonel Saito

Mallick: What are you doing?
Brit: Being smart.

Hey John. I thought I’d let myself in.

Ms. Perkins

In case of a loss of oxygen, please place your masks over your faces to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.


Not so tough without your car, are yeah?


What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.


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