Ray: Do you think this is good?
Ken: Do I think what's good?
Ray: You know, going around in a boat, looking at stuff?
Ken: Yes, I do. It's called sight-seeing

Father Flynn: You have no right to act on your own! You have no right!
Sister Aloysius: [yelling] I will do what needs to be done!

Phil Wenneck: Stu, we don't have time for this. Look, let's go hook up with Doug, and we'll deal with the baby later.
Stu Price: Phil, we're not gonna leave a baby in the room, there's a fucking tiger in the bathroom!
Phil Wenneck: It's not our baby.
Alan Garner: Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one.

Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.

I'm not dying, you idiot!


Ted: Do you think maybe you wanna maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner, you know, catch up on old times?
Mary: Didn't we just do that?
Ted: Oh, uh...
Mary: I'm fucking with you, Ted!

In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Tommy DeVito

[referring to Col. Saito, who had a machine gun brought up to threaten Col. Nicholson and his officers] He's going to do it, believe me, he's really going to do it!

Commander Shears

Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?


Into exile, I must go. Failed, I have.


Han Sing: Okay, here's the deal, meatball: You let me go, I let you live.
Maurice: [bursts out laughing] He says he's gonna let me live! Oh, you know what I'm gonna miss about you? The way you make me laugh.

Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid.

Richard Hayden

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