Man, I was in your closet for like three weeks. I gotta take a piss.Ronnie
Doc: Clara! Climb out here to me!
Clara Clayton: I don't know if i can...
Doc: You can do it, just don't look down!
I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.Martin
Yoda: I hear a new apprentice you have, Emperor... or should I say "Darth Sidious"?
Darth Sidious: Master Yoda... you survived.
Darth Sidious: Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.
The FÃ¼hrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The FÃ¼hrer was BUTCH!Franz Liebkind
Morty: [Morty and Michael go back to the past to Michael's birth, Michael's parents were arguing if he had a penis or not] Your mom must've had a good eyesight cause I didnt see anything.
Michael Newman: Haha very funny.
Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.Tom
I'm a-goin' with you, Ed, and not with Mister Lewis Medlock, 'cause I done seen how he drives these country roads he don't know nothin' 'bout.Drew
Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.H.I.
Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.Bruce
Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.Stella
Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.Rick