Man, I was in your closet for like three weeks. I gotta take a piss.


Doc: Clara! Climb out here to me!
Clara Clayton: I don't know if i can...
Doc: You can do it, just don't look down!

I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.


Yoda: I hear a new apprentice you have, Emperor... or should I say "Darth Sidious"?
Darth Sidious: Master Yoda... you survived.
Yoda: Surprised?
Darth Sidious: Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.

The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Führer was BUTCH!

Franz Liebkind

Morty: [Morty and Michael go back to the past to Michael's birth, Michael's parents were arguing if he had a penis or not] Your mom must've had a good eyesight cause I didnt see anything.
Michael Newman: Haha very funny.

Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.


I'm a-goin' with you, Ed, and not with Mister Lewis Medlock, 'cause I done seen how he drives these country roads he don't know nothin' 'bout.


Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.


Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.


Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.


Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.


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