Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.

Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net.

Ulysses Everett McGill

[to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

Mrs. Potato Head

Your bags are packed and you think the wine will give me a headache?

Erin Gruwell

Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.

There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people.

Walter Sparrow

Morpheus: The pill you took is part of a trace program. It's designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.
Neo: What does that mean?
Cypher: It means fasten your seat belt Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye.

Mr. Earl Brooks: [talking about Jane] Well, we were right. She was hiding something.
Marshall: Pregnant's not all of it. She's hiding something, bigger. Something much bigger.
Mr. Earl Brooks: You think so?
Marshall: I know so... and so do you.

That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.

Scotty

Street Vendor: Water?
Marcus Brody: No thank you, fish make love in it.

Bingo! Right in the blowhole!

Mr. Wong

Lord Wessex: I cannot shed blood in her house, but I will cut your throat anon. Do you have a name?
William Shakespeare: Christopher Marlowe, at your service.

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