Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.
Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net.Ulysses Everett McGill
[to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.Mrs. Potato Head
Your bags are packed and you think the wine will give me a headache?Erin Gruwell
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people.Walter Sparrow
Morpheus: The pill you took is part of a trace program. It's designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.
Neo: What does that mean?
Cypher: It means fasten your seat belt Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye.
Mr. Earl Brooks: [talking about Jane] Well, we were right. She was hiding something.
Marshall: Pregnant's not all of it. She's hiding something, bigger. Something much bigger.
Mr. Earl Brooks: You think so?
Marshall: I know so... and so do you.
That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.Scotty
Street Vendor: Water?
Marcus Brody: No thank you, fish make love in it.
Bingo! Right in the blowhole!Mr. Wong
Lord Wessex: I cannot shed blood in her house, but I will cut your throat anon. Do you have a name?
William Shakespeare: Christopher Marlowe, at your service.