Reuben Tishkoff: Frank, come on let me in.
Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.

Professor Charles Xavier: We have it in us to be the better men.
Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto: We already are.

If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family.

Robert Wakefield

Next time you come to my house to kill me, make sure I'm home first!

Chili Palmer

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.

Maximus

Jose Quesada: What do *you* want?
Daredevil: Justice.

Hermione: [to Ron] I won't be going alone because, believe it or not, someone's asked me.
[gets up and hands her book to Snape, then turns back to Ron]
Hermione: And I said *yes*!

So what are we gonna do? Come on, think! I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.

Roy

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

Dark Helmet

Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

Dude, these brownies suck!

Hippie Girl

George: Just fucking sell it, Derek.
Derek: Okay, but it's going to take me a year.

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