Ty Webb: You've got to win this hole.
Danny Noonan: I kinda thought winning wasn't important
Ty Webb: Me winning isn't. You do.
Danny Noonan: Great grammar.

Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.

First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm gonna find out.

Mike McDermott

Lady Spencer: All of London is talking.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: Oh, let them talk!

Will Munny: Wanna help me count this, kid?
The Schofield Kid: I trust you.
Will Munny: Don't go trusting me too much.

Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.

[to a surrendering Russian police officer] My argument is not with you.

Jason Bourne

The German will be sickened by us, the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us.

Lt. Aldo Raine

Augustus Gloop: Don't you want to know our names?
Willy Wonka: I can't see how it would matter.

Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

Carolyn Burnham

Sway: What do you think is more exciting, having sex or boosting cars?
Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, ooh! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?

[are trying to sink Robin's boat]
Two Face: B12!
The Riddler: Hit! And my favorite vitamin might I add.

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