The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Führer was BUTCH!

Franz Liebkind

Morty: [Morty and Michael go back to the past to Michael's birth, Michael's parents were arguing if he had a penis or not] Your mom must've had a good eyesight cause I didnt see anything.
Michael Newman: Haha very funny.

Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.


Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.


We are the two rats left. We can either eat each other, huh, or eat everyone else.

Raoul Silva

Mother of God, there I am! Holy fuck...

Raoul Duke

Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.


Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.


Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.


At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remians. Then the moment will pass. Then man will be gone and there will be nothing to show as if we were ever here... but stardust.


Merrill: For the kids' protection. They were watching the TV from 5am on. I didn't want them getting obsessed, like you said. They should be outside, playing Furry Furry Rabbit or tea party or something.
Graham Hess: What's Furry Furry rabbit?
Merrill: It's a game, isn't it?

Who ever heard of a bank robbers escaping on a plane with fifty hostages? Why? I don't know.

Keith Frazier

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