Matt Farrell: What're you gonna do?
John McClane: I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!

Lucille: [screaming] He made me WAAAAAAAAAATCH! God, I could use a cigarette.
Marv: [narrating] That's the thing with dames; sometimes all they gotta do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd know.

Now back to Gene Krupa's syncopated style

Street drummer

Sweet sweetness!

Richard

Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.

Amanda

Johnny Cash: See, June, they want to see us together.
June Carter: All right, well, quit that clutchin' on me now and I'll sing with you, but you gotta quit clutchin' on me.

Veruca Salt: Daddy! I want a flying glass elevator!
Mr. Salt: Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final!

Alex: Hey. The Book of the Dead.
Meela: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.
Alex: Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
Lock-Nah: Silence!
Meela: Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes in your bed while you were sleeping.

Pamela Wincott: I am proud of you both.
Kyle Wincott: Oh, you hear that Max? Say hi!
Pamela Wincott: Come say hi to your brother... Justin!
Kyle Wincott: Leave him be. I am just over here dealing with minor insurgency. He is trying to save the whole universe.

I've been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning, and I got him. So unless you've got something else to say... back the fuck off.

Mark Hoffman

I'm not against technology, doctor. I'm against the men who deify it at the expense of human truth.

Palmer Joss

Bounty hunters. We don't need their scum.

Admiral Piett

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