Male Student: [after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one] What are you trying to prove here, anyway?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm studying the effects of negative reinforcement on ESP ability
Male Student: The effect? I'll tell you what the effect is, it's pissing me off!

You can't outrun me! I'm black!

Sergio Roma

Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

John Milton

Kym: [Late to rehab meeting, she knocks over a chair] Cocksucker!
Kieran: [Who had been addressing the crowd] Just once, my dealer, who could be very persuasive.

Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest.

Amber Von Tussle

Carl Fredricksen: Tell your boss he can have my house.
Construction Foreman Tom: Really?
Carl Fredricksen: Yeah. When I'm dead!

It hurts, doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

Teddy KGB

I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.

Vickie

Princess Aurora: Fairy-Godmother?
Maleficent: Beastie.

George: So, what'd I tell ya, Derek?
Derek: It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it?
George: Sell it.
Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow?

Run to your mother!

Vlad Tepes

[after being propelled from his car into a van and shooting all occupants inside] So much for seatbelts.

Mr. Smith

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