Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

Buck Laughlin

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.

Number One, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number Two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number Three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again or there'll be fucking hell to pay. I'm fucking telling you - Harry.


Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.

Elvis Fanatic

Oh how I wish I was back in my cage, with my mirror, and my little bell. Ah-ah-ah.


Oh, I love it. It's so cute. It like a little baby unicorn.


Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.

Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

Colonel Sandurz

Evey Hammond: Oh my God, real butter! I haven't had real butter since I was a kid! Where'd you get it?
V: It was on a personal train of supplies on its way to a Mr. Adam Sutler.

Okay, guys, I know I sold y'all out, and I've been a real son of a bitch, and a shitty friend. Saul, I'm talking to you. Dale, you're a new friend, but, uh, I can make it up, okay? I forgot "bros before hos."


Dr. Evil: Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... 1 MILLION dollars!
Number Two: Sir, strictly speaking, a million dollars will not go very far these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year.
Dr. Evil: Really? Okay then... we hold the world ransom for one... hundred... BILLION dollars!!!

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.


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